Somewhere Else

Sometimes I just wanna reply to my friends’ texts with stream of consciousness and see what happens.

Friend: Hey, man, you coming tonight?

Me: skittering upon the steady obliterations of musky misanthropes; concentration concentration hallowed be the name of the father popsicle. governor let me in, give into me and release uncertainty

A Perfect Circle - The Noose
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brennerdee:

The Noose - A Perfect Circle

and not to pull your halo down
around your neck and tug you to the ground
but I’m more than just a little curious
how you’re planning to go about
making your amends to the dead

art-of-illlustration:

Hannes Bok - The Fox Woman and the Blue Pagoda, 1916.

art-of-illlustration:

Hannes Bok - The Fox Woman and the Blue Pagoda, 1916.

johndarnielle:

vintageanchorbooks:

The Paris Library floods, 1910.

I bet every last one of those books was cool as hell

johndarnielle:

vintageanchorbooks:

The Paris Library floods, 1910.

I bet every last one of those books was cool as hell

The police can go to downtown Harlem and pick up a kid with a joint in the streets. But they can’t go into the elegant apartments and get a stockbroker who’s sniffing cocaine.

Noam Chomsky

I’ve seen more drugs behind the brick walls of my private college than I have ever even heard of back home in my hood.

(via cheetosjapalenos)

mcabbagingcove:

Caricatures of Death Personified

From a pre-Revolutionary magazine, first published in Russia in 1906. Illustrations by Boris Kustodiev.

Personifications of death included depictions of the devastating 1906 drought and ensuing famine, and the ravages of cholera, in the midst of revolutionary uprisings in Moscow.

euo:




Don Nace

euo:

Don Nace

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

Legal pad drawings (2011-2014)

shantiwinds:

I’ll never get bored of drawing mountains ↟↟↟

shantiwinds:

I’ll never get bored of drawing mountains ↟↟↟

ppyajunebug:

Wayne Brady has reached the level of Eternal Scout

theonion:

Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes