"I’m having trouble dealing with society."
"What aspect of society?"
"The whole thing."
"What do you feel most guilty about?"
"Being a dick to my parents."
omfg i did not fucking expect that
David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.
never do i not reblog this
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic”.
|—||Dylan Moran (via tyleroakley)|